

Coat Hangerif I was too verbose for you, god damn it please forgive me in my haste to wrap up your benefit of the doubt, my gift to you, I slipped up, but don\'t you fucking worry. I got you a brand new lava lamp with a sticker that says Do Not Drink, a little thought you might want to ponder on and wrapped up the box in condom wrappers and tied the bow with a pearl string of birth control pills but I wouldn\'t worry that they might be yours cause apparently you are fucking invincible.Coat Hanger
And when the time comes I\'ll get you a nice rattle and a high chair covered in leopard prints an
Vain
-Jack
bye
--
i'm a bird
i'm a board
i'm a flying horse
I cackled to see it. just about as much as I cackled at the photo to start. rock out.
--
"Sometimes you gotta look at yourself, see the world inside out, and scream out loud..." -Nothingface
--
its getting better all the time
--
It's easy to explain simple things so they seem to be complex...to explain complex things so they seem easy - that's the real challenge!
you.
yes, you.
should have a gazillion babies.
with me.
minus the whole baby thing....those things wig me out.
--
la vie en rose
thank you for your lovely comments ;] ;] ;]
made my day ;];]
rainy days... no sunlight..... then nice deviant comments !
Smiles all around*
--
"carve your name into my arm. instead of stressed i lie here charmed. cause there's nothing else to do. every me and every you."
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
I offer only the truth, nothing more.
Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill
--
The Angry Deviant
Random Deviant
THanks for the fav, and yes, cows will one day rule the world... after humankind destroys itself.
Let it be!
Previous Page12Next Page